Boccardi's Joe Ristorante

If you're incapable of using a microwave you can head over to Joe's and they'll do it for you at a high price. For $40 you and a partner can enjoy a pasta dish in which the mushrooms and shrimp were so small, tough, and greasy, they must have came from a can. The overuse of "HUN" and "DARLIN" did not help the situation at all. I've literally had better meals prepared by Chef Boyardee himself. It was honestly the first time I ever looked at my spouse and said "we should have had McDonald's". The young man that was making balloon animals was a capitalistic idea but unfortunately, coupled with the soggy microwaved food, it didn't add enough value to warrant a $40 price tag for two people. Needless to say, we won't be back.